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Obama Porno Movie Obama Porno Movie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That's hilarious

The first one was the funniest, though..



D E S E C R A T I O N D E S E C R A T I O N

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very interesting

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding cleansing the soul. At first glance cleansing the soul may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that cleansing the soul is rarely given rational consideration by socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of cleansing the soul. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of cleansing the soul.
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of cleansing the soul to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked %uFFFDthe power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold%uFFFD [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen%uFFFDs recent publication %uFFFDInto the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on cleansing the soul. Observers claim it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Did I mention how lovely cleansing the soul is? Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees cleansing the soul, another may see monkeys playing tennis.


Sekhem responds:

CLEANSE


Jellyfish Cannery Jellyfish Cannery

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It's good

But it seems unfinished. It feels like there should be more to it than that..


Recent Game Reviews


Vorago Vorago

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it's good

But parts are just too damn hard.. Finding some of the items is almost impossible without the walkthrough, and the car minigame was obnoxious; you clearly see the car not on anything, but it goes off.. i'd lower the dfficulty on that part.



Pinball Britain Pinball Britain

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Really cool concept

It's fun.. But, it might've just been my computer, but sometimes when I press left/right, it doesn't work right away

Overall, great, though



Red Remover Red Remover

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's very addictive

It's so much fun.. but level 39 is absolute bollocks with a mousepad. I've gotten par on all of them, and bonus mode on every level but that one.. but I just can't do that one level again with a mousepad..

The graphics are great.. and the music is fun to listen to while playing. The little faces are awesome.. I don't know why. But it gives me such a rush when I hear the "yaaay!"

Great game

-Jylmu


Recent Audio Reviews


Lights of Darkness Lights of Darkness

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fantastic

The whole thing had a very dark, melancholy, forsaken, yet angry and bitter feel to it. The keyboard was perfect. I don't know if the drums were programmed or not, but, they sound very natural. I don't know if I'd have the opening bit cycle back after the dark part, but, it doesn't affect the quality of the song in any way. It's very good [My favourite bands are Novembers Doom and My Dying Bride; This doesn't disappoint me!] [[Also, I only know one thing in French, but, I don't think "Je suis le président du Burundi" really applies here...]]


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mr-vincent responds:

Hahahah thanks :) I liked November Doom, but, this is a bit more violent that what I play :p

And i'm impress, in my head, the drum is shit, but... People have difficulty to find if it is a real or not, It it not real drum, I used Reason 4.0 to make it :)

Happy that you enjoyed :)


Toshredornottoshred?-MJ Toshredornottoshred?-MJ

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome

Pleasing to the ear, and painful to the fingers. It reminds me of an unholy mix of Necrophagist, nile, and (i can't believe i'm saying this..) dragonforce. But only the small amount of non faggotyness that dragonforce manages.

fucking power metal fags


Metaljonus responds:

Power metal is the shit! its just dragonfags that make it sound like poo. anyway thanks for listening!


Lashed cover with vokillz Lashed cover with vokillz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Guitars kicked ass!

But the vocals sucked. No offense, but his timing was terrible, and he has a growl more suited to goregrind than tech metal. *coughminearebettercough*


Bonemill responds:

Listen to the version without vocals then kekekeke