High School Graduate
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Level Up once.
Complete the game with a revive
Complete lvl 29
Complete lvl 27
Complete 25 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 10 levels